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The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The...– Albert Einstein (via wendesgray)
A Love Story In 22 Pictures
Avengers Gag Reel.
WHEN ITS BEEN A STRESSFUL WEEK AND IM STARTING TO...
An addiction, that each Zodiac is likely to have.
Sagittarius: Gambling Aries: Caffeine Gemini: Smoking Pisces: Alcohol Leo: Shopping Aquarius: Video Games Libra: (Sleeping) Pills Scorpio: Internet Virgo: Cleaning Taurus: Eating Capricorn: Working Cancer: Addicted to another person Accurate
‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– J.K. Rowling (via emuhhhlee)
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.